That’s terrible. Just awful. Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

So. That creature at the top? Kuato the Hutt?

“Make America New York” makes me want to hate NYC, especially because the maker of the hat clearly assumes that “New York” always and only means “New York City.” Puke.

There’s a new commercial for a women’s razor where the razor is anthropomorphized, but keeps the razor blade as its head. It’s kind of terrifying.

Shut UP! You’re crying! It’s you! Not me!

SOB!!!

I’m going to take this opportunity to say that I think the movie “Bolt” was super-sweet and fun and totally underrated.

Maybe he isn’t hyper-Christian enough.

I root for death-by-alien for our species. I just hope that they leave the planet intact for all the other species.

All I can think of is that it’s a very odd sequel to this :-D

Wow! Somebody got an amazing parking spot there!

1) I want to punch Young Sheldon. Does this make me a bad person?

I somehow, surprisingly, have no hostility toward this woman. And it’s not because she’s hot, because I loathe all Kardashians, and some of them are hotish.

Yep. This poster still creeps me out more than it should.

So . . . he must have a brain tumor the size of a kumquat, right?

The powers of Evil have acquired a Palantír.

Her skin is achingly perfect.

In EVERY SINGLE PHOTO, she’s gazing up at him with vapid adoration. I don’t know which would be worse: if it’s fake, or if it’s real.

I hope you reported John Rampino to the police.

Scott Stapp: Still alive.