I’m gonna need a cigarette, and a moment alone.

Or maybe he SHOULD be on them.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

“Talon Zakall” has got to be the name of a Chaos Space Marine in Warhammer 40k.

I’m so torn. The father isn’t an immense asshole. But I’m not gonna side with the shoe companies. Eh, fuck all of ‘em.

Wait. What? He. This.

Because the Roman Fucking Catholic Church is always so goddamned concerned about the wellbeing of children.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there, Sparky. A Golden Retriever would never support Cheeto Voldemort.

To be fair, Dracula, the Clap, and the movie “Prometheus” are also all more popular than Chris Christie. That’s not a high bar.

Yes! 😀😀😀

That hair cut . . . oh god . . . the horror, the horror.

Anything that kicks the NCAA in its balls financially is fantastic.

Trying and failing!

Head! Pants! Now!

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.

I don’t know why Christopher McDonald isn’t a bigger star. He’s just great.

A movie based on the book would have been neat, too.

I said “in many cases,” not all cases. I think Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey had/have much more vocal talent. I included Janet Jackson because she was very popular.

Do you think it’s a function of social media that has helped to make Beyoncé Knowles such a massive phenomenon, as opposed to previous — and in many cases more vocally talented — performers such as Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, or Mariah Carey?

James Harden’s beard is maybe the worst I’ve ever seen. I can think of nothing but his hideous facial hair when a story involving comes across my radar.