Well they’re all fucking each other, so probably.

Nothing says Jesus like getting a plug in for your brand, then having one of family members shit out the national anthem

There would have been, but Tony Stewart killed him.

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?

On the other hand, you get A LOT of practice writing passive-aggressive notes, which you could spin into a nice line item on your CV.

I fully believe in smuggling illicit alcohol to the elderly.

Surely you can smuggle some in? The nursing home my mom used to volunteer at had this bullshit no booze policy, and all one of the ladies (in her 90s, no family around) there wanted for Christmas was a nice bottle of red wine. You can bet we made that happen for her.

I think these places have people to deal with that (i.e., maid service).

I got Gouda.

Exactly, if my husband leaves dishes laying around, I have no problem telling him to cut it out. But someone I don’t know? I have too big of a problem with confrontation for that.

Sharing amenities with people who are not significant others/family members is a terrible idea, because it’s that much harder to yell at them for being selfish assholes.

While this isn’t for me, the less-snarky aspect is that it is encouraging community in a society that is ever-more less-communal. As a young adult after college I moved to the other side of the country, lived alone, and had no community. This is one positive side of housing like this.

Nice cheese you say? Well then sign me up! I make all my important decisions based on whether or not Camembert is involved.

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

The Lakers are all about play them games. Didn’t Kobe out Shaq years ago?

I’m more shocked she could get a hat that fit her ears so well.