ах ты гадина!

oh?

Surprised people even find this funny while letting keurig get away with same shit (def. for teas, and arguably for coffee, as it tastes worse than instant).

I’ve been fascinated by the topic and I think there’s a lot more in common among the men who are “ordering” the brides than the brides. I think a very large portion have shit social skills, and oftentimes the appearance/hygiene do not help, and of course that is blamed on feminism and “female drivers” or whatever else…

Sat at a table at a friend’s friend’s wedding with these guys who had the strip clubs figured out- the way for the dancers to really like you is to just sit back and they will eventually come to you and say more words than they would to a guy who’s drooling and howling. These two thought they cracked the genome code…

Oh so everything is gold. Even the bathroom fixtures? You know, toilet, sink...SHOWER?

Gets to have a 7-8 in his trailer, even if it’s for 2 years (time it takes for conditions to be removed from one’s provisional greeen card)

Reading through Vanity Fair’s profile, you almost feel a little bit sad for Melania. Except then you realize that’s completely absurd.

Aw, more from the mind of a man who one day went to work and did what was on the job description...with a sports game on TV :-)

The “dog in the driver’s lap” just makes me insane. Like what do you think happens even during sudden braking, let alone a low speed collision?

First of all, you know little to nothing about my life.
https://www.mrexcel.com/forum/excel-questions/82951-inputbox-easy-but-i-cant-seem-figure-out-2.html

As far as how long it has been since the act of bravery you have committed by pouring liquids into cups during a college foot-ball match- I know modesty is but one…

My good sir, you are the greatest sufferer the world has ever known. No other individual worked harder for less compensation.

I try to have a backup, but I don’t think people who don’t should be shot on the spot.

Seriously. Try loading trucks where you can’t blame your problems on people being too slow and you don’t get $1 for every box you put up.

I agree with all that you wrote

I wish they allowed couple tweaks for the voice settings. For example, when you have it as “unmuted,” and the road you are turning on may have 3-4 names, it will say that full name 3 times (In 1 mile, turn right onto Dick-in-the-ass road/route 128/highway 26J/state road 111J). It could be necessary, but why not allow…

I’m a heavy sleeper

When I was 18 and ended up in Montreal at a strip club, i wanted to sound like i knew my shit so I ordered a drink I heard of on the Simpsons. Usually when I tell the story this way, the other person asks if it was “Flamin’ Moe,” but it was a Manhattan (and they had no idea what that was anyway).

Yeah, the other party controlled house and senate