screen shot this right now

“vindictive” man who has “an obsession with testosterone.”

I kinda wish they’d carpet bag it into some senate districts that were always red and kinda just take those seats (both of them, yeah)

that is a rephrasing of a euronazi/right wing/”alt right” riddle: “if you are so tolerant, why are you not tolerating me for wanting to destroy tolerance? not so tolerant now, are we?”

The people who were against civil rights movement- do you feel bad for them? Because that’s them today, except they won :-(

No, you saying this is part of the problem is part of the problem.

Your boy was tweeting stupid shit at NYT during that botched raid- you outraged or is do all lives matter only when it’s convenient for you, you good candidate spotter?

I was forced to watch a segment of fox news when Hillary appeared on Broad City and the hot take was “yikes- why would you be this excited for any living being.” Didn’t catch the host’s name, but I am betting he’s been rubbing his raging semi at every move by Peeman for the last two weeks.

can’t please ‘em all

Me (if i were inbred): why is she shouting? geesh
Also me (if i were inbred): When she’s not shouting, it’s ‘cause he health is bad!

so many down-and-out people voted for Donald Trump with the idea he would help them.

“but the sheep candidate had emails and Baaa-nghazi”

Jeans AND boots at home? No chill zone??

I get what you mean, but the difference is, with a green card, you need a passport from a place other than the US, but with a US passport it’s not as clear-cut. It’s totally possible they’d get some people who really don’t have a second citizenship.

Well, I read that, for example, Cuban immigration did not stamp US passports before the travel ban was lifted, because they knew you could get in trouble at home, but they understood how badly they needed any tourist money. But stamps would mainly show where you’ve been- not sure how much of a reach it would be to…

ok, so when you naturalize, there’s no requirement to give up any other citizenships. your passport will list another country if you were born outside the US, but aside from what the passport holder chooses to report, how else can US govt verify a second citizenship? also, some countries have either no or a very…

u think the voiceover actor, who is used to selling total shit, to begin with, was like “uhm...?”

Time running out tho? ok

I think this type of ban is what they didn’t dare say the dream of. It’s like a strong gun control measure- no dem with realistic chances would say it, but if a rogue potus all of the sudden was to make it happen wouldn’t they release a statement about importance of 2nd amendment, while secretly going “thank you?” i…

I know! I read the news everyday 8 years ago- I don’t recall it being this insane!