Are you talking about the VIP hostess he raped in Tahoe or the college student he raped in Georgia?

Ben is big ol’ gray dicked rapist.

Is there any question whether or not LeBron is the biggest bitch in the entire universe?

James is the biggest crybaby in the series and I would absolutely love to see him in a fight against Green. Green would absolutely destroy him. James is a physical specimen but one thing he definitely isn't is a fighter.

Change “drunk raping” to “drunk driving” and change “will have to emotionally deal with the fact that I was raped for the rest of my life” to “I’m in a wheelchair for the rest of my life” and there is no way this guy only gets three months.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

How convenient, there is footage of this guys story on the internet:

Earliest Funbag ever?

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

I was so incredulous that both Jackson and Van Gundy agreed Iguodola needed a tech (I often disagree with Jackson, rarely with JVG). Players need the leeway to fucking react to things, whether it’s getting hit, or a call going against them, or somebody (on the court or in the stands) saying something outlandishly…

No. He’s not saying that dirty play makes you a YMCA hack, he’s say specifically that Matthew Dellavadova has nothing else to offer, sucks. Weird analogy you tried for there.

Bravo to KWTX!

The only bad thing about that moment was the Arizona music guy playing four seconds of Sinatra to rub salt into the Yankees’ wounds.

But Randy Johnson is the best

Any lawyer that’s had to do doc review knows exactly how bullshit that “million pieces of information” is. It should read “a million pieces of information- from irrelevant IMs between athletic department staffers about where to get lunch that day to irrelevant emails between trustees comparing President Obama to a…

Getting your dick sucked by a willing participant: worthy of impeachment

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

I had a pot dad in the 70's. He made an off handed comment to a neighbor mom about getting high. The rumor spread like wildfire (ironically, the song he usually played while he was smoking) that he was a “druggie hippie” and consequently, no one was allowed to come to my house after school or for sleepovers.

One thing no one tells you when you first have kids is how insanely boring the job can be. Reading the same books over and over again, watching the same videos, playing the little games that are absolutely vital to helping your kids develop so many skills are often mind-numbingly boring. In the early days, I had to…