I’m getting the impression they may need to bring back Charlie Jane Anders to properly review this film. . .

Same. It’s a horrible rendition. 

THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I love it.

I mean, Italy is the homeland of Roberto fuckin’ Fellini. Like, Cats was probably the tamest most mundane thing they’d seen all month.

JESUS CHRIST THEIR FACES ARE SLIDING AROUND ON THEIR FACES. MADNESS REIGNS. THE ELDER GODS WOULD RISE, BUT THEY’RE TOO FUCKING CREEPED OUT.

And you all thought that Sonic trailer was gonna be the most disturbing thing you saw this year...

I have two cats and this just made me lose my shit for a full minute.

I’m actually over here kind of nervous laughing like what the fuck, why would multiple people allow this to happen?

Next season on “How Did This Get Made?”

I feel a hairball coming up.

Please neuter/spay. 

I assume he had some hand in casting a cis dude in The Danish Girl

I loved it and was amazed it ever got made. It's by no means perfect or art, but that doesn't matter. It's what it should have been imo at least.

I didn’t know Durham had a Russian enclave.

Did you grow up watching The Jazz Singer dozens of times throughout the years? And then get Jazz Singer clothes/uniforms and Jazz Singer toys? Then followed the Jazz Singer animated series that ran for a while? And also play all the various Jazz Singer video games that were released?

Anybody that walks into a public restroom and films people without their consent heeds to be sent to jail. The fact that he caught children peeing is just fucking wrong, this should send his ass to prison.

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

My hero: “[No,] [y]ou’re breathtaking!”

That’s good news for you, ‘cause it means there’s three John Wick movies you haven’t seen and can now go see.

Man the wait till April is going to be a one of the longest waits for me. Please don’t let there be any delays I been hotly anticipating this game since the first Youtube trailer dropped.