One and DONE.

We are the Porg. 

As long as they don’t fart, I’m okay.

It is 2017. We have had big budget movie toy tie-ins since 1977. This is nothing new and people need to relax.

Alf is back in porg form.

Except Alec Guinness wasn’t dead when they shot V and VI. It’s a different situation entirely.

*throws pokeball*

I set it so you won’t remember that you watched the trailer until about...after you’ve watched the whole movie.

There was a lot of dumb stuff in the old EU, but one idea I did like was that there was no “light” or “dark” sides to the Force, it just *was.* Using it selfishly and for evil purposes was of course bad, but so was cutting yourself off from emotions like love, like the Jedi Order of the prequels. You needed a…

I was most impressed by how pretty the actual cinematography seems to be, not the CGI.

I would give Disney so much props if Rey joined Kylo and Luke had to kill them both. That would honestly be amazing.

I was going to not watch it, but then I realized I’ll end up seeing it next month at Thor anyway.

How did these pants get shit in them?

HOLY SHIT! *goosebumps* tickets bought 2 hrs ago. My body is ready.

Really starting to feel like you’ve some personal stake in this film because... it looks generic and mediocre as hell. Id watch it, sure. Not in a theater though. This is like drunk Netflix worthy.

General Organa, please? Master Kenobi, Captain Solo, Senator Amidala, General Organa.

It’s from holding the lightsaber like that.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the trailer the sole redeeming aspect of the first movie as well?

The Perils of Gwendoline (Christie)