As a human without a soul, fuck Theodore Beale.

First thing I thought of was this.

Beale has long considered himself Scalzi’s literary rival

As someone who loves the Foundation books:

The greater internet bandwagon has chosen to hate this game, so be prepared for lots of aimless butthurt from people if you choose to like it and talk about it.

Careful now, gonna cut yourself on all that edge.

I think it fit very well.

Once you get the Tempest go into the Pathfinder lounge/sleeping quarters. On the right side of the desk there’s a way to redeem your stuff.

Has Knoll by any chance read Consider Phlebas, which starts by a ship Mind pretending to die in an explosion while actually riding out as a piece of debris?

Tip: If you ever want to progress this game, don’t be like me and go down the Codex rabbit hole. I played for three hours or so last night, and managed to get MAYBE halfway through the very first mission, because I kept stopping to read the Codex. I don’t regret it, because I enjoy the backstory and context, but Mass…

are you getting carbon freeze bomb -brain?

Y tu Amidala También

What is it with the Empire refusing to investigate ships and pods with no life readings? How much extra work would it be? They know that droids exist, they presumably know carbonite/carbon bomb technology exists.

Huh... and here i was sure it would involve Barry Allen fucking up the timeline somehow.

Drats. I was hoping the surprise ending involved Gael Garcia Bernal popping up out of nowhere to lead Jyn and Cassian into a night of sizzling romance at a cantina on a South American beach.

The French Revolution brings all this mess to a abrupt halt.

All these “Superman was a mass murderer” posts about MoS already makes me think they’re made by sociopaths.

Wash your mouth out! :)

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Hey, even they have to eventually accept that they suck. A good sense of humor requires being able to laugh at yourself.