The greater internet bandwagon has chosen to hate this game, so be prepared for lots of aimless butthurt from people if you choose to like it and talk about it.

Careful now, gonna cut yourself on all that edge.

Once you get the Tempest go into the Pathfinder lounge/sleeping quarters. On the right side of the desk there’s a way to redeem your stuff.

Tip: If you ever want to progress this game, don’t be like me and go down the Codex rabbit hole. I played for three hours or so last night, and managed to get MAYBE halfway through the very first mission, because I kept stopping to read the Codex. I don’t regret it, because I enjoy the backstory and context, but Mass…

I’ll be honest- I don’t care if cut scenes are made using hand puppets and comic sans, and combat is a variation of angry birds gameplay. I’m here for the characters, for the plot, for the relationships. Seems like I’ll enjoy myself!

When I was in high school some family friends came over with an exchange student that was living with them at the time.

Perfect placement for the toilet ad...

Can this be added to the annual things we found in our rectums column.

I think this leaves a black eye on the sport.

Not to be that internet guy, but I think you forgot the punctuation... “know as: bullimia.” It’s all about the colon.

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One night in Spain, an American couple goes to a very famous local restaurant. While they’re eating the crowd oohs and ahhs as the chef, himself, brings out a plate with two giant saucy lumps and presents it to a patron.

I’ve found that if you do anal right, oral is an acceptable ending.

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

Agreed. Anything that “Completely destroys the anal sphincter” can only be taken with the utmost seriousness.

I am fascinated by the way that you think because I’d much rather have my balls torn clean off than have a bulls horn tear apart my ass.

“Mexican torero Antonio Romero suffered a foot-long laceration of his rectum and anus after being gored by a 1,160-pound bull named Caporal...”

The goring is very serious, very serious, a very, very severe injury in the anorectal region. Goring a lot of energy that completely destroys the anal sphincter and injured so very serious

So California would immediately lose all of its defense contractors because you need to buy American. It would also lose anything that can be produced cheaper elsewhere because it would no longer have free trade within the states. The port of Los Angeles would become about 70% less busy. They would either have to…