When I was in high school some family friends came over with an exchange student that was living with them at the time.

Perfect placement for the toilet ad...

Can this be added to the annual things we found in our rectums column.

I think this leaves a black eye on the sport.

Not to be that internet guy, but I think you forgot the punctuation... “know as: bullimia.” It’s all about the colon.

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One night in Spain, an American couple goes to a very famous local restaurant. While they’re eating the crowd oohs and ahhs as the chef, himself, brings out a plate with two giant saucy lumps and presents it to a patron.

I’ve found that if you do anal right, oral is an acceptable ending.

Call me a giant asshole for being a Bulls fan, but this was our best game all season.

Agreed. Anything that “Completely destroys the anal sphincter” can only be taken with the utmost seriousness.

I am fascinated by the way that you think because I’d much rather have my balls torn clean off than have a bulls horn tear apart my ass.

“Mexican torero Antonio Romero suffered a foot-long laceration of his rectum and anus after being gored by a 1,160-pound bull named Caporal...”

The goring is very serious, very serious, a very, very severe injury in the anorectal region. Goring a lot of energy that completely destroys the anal sphincter and injured so very serious

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

I tried watching this but tapped out at like, 4 minutes in when she started saying something about waking up to someone eating her puss in college. Nope.

Deadspin literally has a tag “Athlete Dong”

So California would immediately lose all of its defense contractors because you need to buy American. It would also lose anything that can be produced cheaper elsewhere because it would no longer have free trade within the states. The port of Los Angeles would become about 70% less busy. They would either have to…

Well, on a national level, over 4,000,000 people voted for Trump in California. That’s more than Clinton’s totals in every state except Florida and New York.

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way: