Waiting 20 minutes for like 5 seconds of video content.

For some reason I figured Hyperion would involve more impaled bodies.

I think they are all hideous! The old paperback covers are more interesting.

Meh

Michael Whelan covers make me want to read books. These don’t.

Interesting choice of photo to go with “will want sex.”

Batman: an unflinching resolve to never explore Batman’s origins, out of respect to the fact that their audience is likely already more than familiar with the hows and whys of Bruce Wayne becoming Batman. Which, in hindsight—and in an age where we’ve seen tons of takes on Bruce’s origin story since Batman: The…

“My name is Oliver Queen....”

This would make one hell of a poster from a Scandinavian horror film.

Better off than this guy.

The theme tune started playing in my head just from reading you describe that.

To the public at large, he is a man whose wealthy parents were murdered when he was a child, and who spends all of his time frivolously squandering the Wayne fortune.

This ^^

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Correction: Thundersnow does NOT refer to a combination of high winds and snow. Thundersnow is a term that refers to a ground level snowstorm with a warmer air layer above where a thunderstorm is taking place. Thunderstorms + Snowing = Thundersnow.