this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

I have no trouble believing she’s every bit the intellectual equal of Johnny Depp.

I hope they only assigned POC and non-christians to do that job. Purely so he has to constantly be aware his life is in the hands of people he is claiming to hate.

I really think that when you’re a player like Cam, yes, he has the raw athleticism of a Michael Vick, Donovan McNabb, or, hey, even a Warren Moon.

He just doesn’t have that gritty, lunchpail attitude that Tom Brady brings to the locker room in Foxborough, or the on-the-field leadership of a Peyton Manning, or even the…

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

R’Amen!!

New Wigs! Heh!

Oh God, who would be his running mate? Satan? AT&T Customer Service?

But if we don’t believe him we can GOOGLE IT.

This reads like a college senior creative writing submission.