To all of the soon to be "haters" out there, the first post thing was a joke, I have never committed this offense here, or in any other site, and never will.... again. I am guilty of not reading all of the comments, but usually try to get through the first page of them, before commenting. That being said BMWz…

Now thats funny. c'mon.

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I believe this is where the term "Bitch Slap" comes into play... Especially if "pre-nup" is involved...

Now that I see how big the car is in relation to the guy buffing it... Bring it on. Clean up the rear deck, and bangled trunklid, and throw in a 400 hp turbo x 2 6Cyl... yumm yumm. And I hate BMWs.

And what is the car on the right? It looks like someone photochopped an 850 and an M1 together... maybe this is a CGI excersize, to show lineage, and progression...

I think its stunning... Although the hand of Bangle obviously squished this one as well, but is fat and big. Would be nice if it came with the V10 from the M5 in the middle, but then dont call it the M1. Shrink it, put in a twin turbo 6, and then call it an M1.

anything recorded by WEEN. Anything recorded by Frank Zappa. Anything done by SHPONGLE. Any 70's Mo-Town especially Curtis Mayfield, Ohio Players, or some funk, Bootsy Collis, Maceo Parker, P Funk/ Parliament/ Funkadelic. And the godfather... JAMES BROWN!

From what I know, (which isnt much) Any Vette Pre- Hydroformed chassis rais just plain sucks. Yes vettes got strangled by emissions, and went through a design lull, but that chassis was made up of over 22 different parts bolted together!!! Thats not a stable platform for a suspension to operate on. The newer vettes…

Sedans are for people who want other people think they have friends,are image conscious or drive a sedan because thats what daddy drove... Its really impractical.

I hope these things give the driver testicular cancer. I bet he loves them so much, he is getting a 5th one for his soon to be installed Continental kit.

I wear a Casio Mudman from the G-shock line. Its shock resistant, (duh) does everything this carbon fiber cockring does, costs less, and is waterproof to the depth where you have to mix helium into your breathing supply, and in my opinion, looks better. But you cant buy brains or taste!

I want to put a Citroen Type A in a Hayabusa motorcycle, just to see the expression on peoples faces...

This might be the first Caddy I actually though about owning.... EVAR! It is unusual that Caddy is trying to appeal to a younger market, and that younger market wants wagons and hatches, which was supposed to be unsaleable in US and A. Whereas Scion wanted to go after the youth market with hatches and wagons, and…

Sour grapes? Sour sexist grapes? Sour sexy grapes? Was he drunk during this interview? Women, having better spatial abilities, and on general, better fine motor control, should technically be superior race car drivers. They usually weigh less than their male counterparts as well... Does the IRL make the cars carry…

It should have "NICE DREAMS" hand-painted on the side, and hydraulics, natch.

Oh, I love it so. I want to hear what this sounds like unmuffled... Glorious I assume..

Sure this isnt a viral ad for IKEA?

If you know you have a 400 mile stretch in front of you, like in australia or africa, maybe, but otherwise, couldn't you settle for a PBnJ?? If you really want to cook in the engine bay, double wrap chicken kabobs, with a good dollop of BBQ sauce, or lemon, or whatever, seal em up tight, and leave em on the exhaust…

I am going to market the "Diff Dick" in order to fan the flames of this controversy, right to the tip... i mean top. I would prob sell a dick load of dicks, and I could embed a metallic element to give it grounding properties.