What? Why? I am confused. This is jalopnik, right? Why is there a twink mobile with a deep throat dressed like a teste-rossa and a badly done engine transplant burning my sclera?

BJ.... HUMMER... COME ON!!! I cant tell if thats a tongue in cheek joke, or engrish, or coincidence, or a nod to acknowledging that its a copy of the hummer, but really? Really?

It bends in half, has 4 tracks, and cranks out Crystal Method where ever it goes... Fuck Wagner, put this thing in Iraq...

I kinda like shit like this... but even I had a hard time following what was going on.. so many fast edits and lots of "camera" movement.

Why a Stang again? Maybe its because the log of steel holding the rear tires to the car can handle the immense torque this thing will generate. Why not a pickup? ALA typhoon/syclone? Cheaper than the stang, and plenty of room for batteries, and then there will be a nicely balanced vehicle, solid rear axle, with HD…

Yea@Jamo: I would have to agree. Its not the biggest, fastest, most optioned or luxurious, it does nothing well but consume gas.

I dont believe maryugo is here. I am upset now.

WHOS KILLING THE ELECTRIC CAR NOW???

If ya have an extra 9 bucks burnin a hole in yer pocket when its all said and done, go buy yourself another one for the front, like the countaches of yore. Any driver seeing that in the rear-view will go into some sort of seizure.

Get well soon, ya sissy.

FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP>>>>

I second hemp. Its seeds are great feed for livestock, oil can be pressed from said seeds, and contain high amounts of omega-3 and 6 fatty acids. It requires no pesticides, does not deplete the soil, can be harvested up to 3 times a year, and grows like... a weed. But god forbid someone step on big oil, paper,…

@teamtestbot: I learn something new every day. Think i could get a couple of those and hook it up to a mercury lamp, or a 20 watt LED with a massive heat sink?

You should make that thing alcohol fueled.. and drive in the HOV lane, alone, with a "Green Vehicle" sticker on the bumper, and flames shooting out the pipes.

I almost bought one of these, Rusted to bits underneath, but shiny on the outside... The seller was coy with describing the truck..."136,000 miles" was engine specific. The tranny, brakes and everything that could bond with an oxygen molecule needed serious repair. And he cut crazy speakers into the back of bench…

Is that pic on west street? or franklin? Near Indian Larry's shop (R.I.P.)?

Looks like the perfect thing to drive a generator. Maybe its a "range extender"

Looks like fun, to ride through muddy swampland, or over some rocky stream beds, but how well does the Li batts hold up in the heat? Iraqi heat. And if the .50 cal pushed it over sideways because of motor placement, I dont think 1000 lbs of armor up top is going to help.

I see those aluminum bumpers as a blank canvas to apply all sort of black metal spikes and .50 cal rounds sticking out, perfect for slamming on the brakes, and punching holes in escort radiators.

Dont believe about the thievery? Forget the original OS he stole, google the "Orphan Work Legislation" and why the company Corbis wants it passed. Guess who owns Corbis. Bill Gates is trying to steal every piece of art and music, unless you pay him a "Copyright protection" fee. Sounds like the mafia if you ask me.