Newbies DO NOT need a 214 hp bike in thier lives.
Bad newbie. BAD.

As a certified online deadspin replay official:

Why do referees always look like they’re escorting each other onto a ballroom dance floor when they walk beside each other

Troy McClure’s Greatest Hits

Go back to school, herb:

Well I did eat at Applebees earlier so it could’ve been 50/50 there.

But not untrue.

Guy popping up in the white T-shirt is begging for a “That’s my fetish” meme.

Paul George was pretty awful.

LANDED WRONG AND ITS FUCKING TURNED 90 DEGREES TO THE LEFT AND HES SCREAMING AND EVERYONE WALKS AWAY HOLDING THEIR STOMACH. HES DEAD. HE FUCKJNG DIED

Where’s the Robocop statue we were promised? You’ll see a monument to a movie that glorifies the benefits of an authoritarian regime controlled by corporations before seeing a monument to hard-working union men anytime soon. #MAGA

I love Pop and his perspective is bang-on about this regime.

Oh sure, blame all of us greys!

Boy he really flipped the switch

It’s remarkable how when Rodgers leaves the field, the Packers become the Browns INSTANTLY.

McCarthy’s playbook is now useless, as it consists solely of “Have Rodgers pull amazing plays out of his ass to save us.”

Given that he drove him into the ground after the throw, seems like it should have been.

Packers fan here. Now everyone gets to see how shitty we are without a hall of fame quarterback to keep our defense in games.

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

My Gift To You On This Special Friday The 13th