It literally bit at just the right moment/angle. I doubt it is possible to get a car to rotate faster on purpose!

I’m ashamed the part of this story I found most surprising was that the Albuquerque home of a gun carrying abusive ex-con has Google Home and a stable internet connection.

This is going to be buried in the grays but I gotta say it anyway...

‘Murica!

Nah.

Underrated.

This comment is 10 times funnier if read as fast as possible.

It was kind of an accident that I used a Kotaku article by the same guy since I just googled “Japan train punctuality” and it happened to be one of the first links. So I’ll grant you that is not a strong defense but I really wasn’t trying to defend his point, it’s just that you’re literally the first person I’ve ever…

Not sure if serious...

Maybe cheater is too strong if a term. When someone is such a huge outlier like that it seems as though he isn’t playing within the spirit of the rules. Like a lawyer using a legal loophole to get someone off or James Hardin throwing himself at defenders to get a free trip to the line. I admittedly know nothing about…

So he’s a cheater then?

Thanks for bringing up that forgotten memory :(

That second “p” on the trailer :)

You should. It’s fantastic.

Good god!!!

I’m glad there’s others out there that appreciate The Ref!

That’s the kind of person I want doing my emergency liver transplant.

That would be better, but I bet even a lot of Jalops would forget that detail in the moment.

Fundamental Attribution Error: The psychological term for making the assumption that someone is doing something you don’t like because they are a jerk.

The wife’s 5.7 Hemi Grand Cherokee calls for mid-grade.