Ummm... Hook is AWESOME and awesome on an additional level once you are a parent. I just rewatched it last year, so I’m not talking out my ass here. It is fun, pretty, and heartfelt. It is a goddamn treasure.

URGH.

Hook is a perfect movie. Anyone who disagrees can fight me and lose.

You are unequivocally wrong. Hook FILLED me with JOY! It is JOY FUL!

Nope. I refuse to go back and re-read that. Because “Hook” is wonderful. So there.

The Addam’s Family was mine. Whenever I watch it now I have instant memories of the stomach flu.

Tyrese once stole my pen when i was a receptionist. he thought his good looks would make it all okay...THEY DIDN’T!!!

nope nope nope at wilmer who slept with multiple teens while in his late 20s/30s (mandy moore and lindsay lohan besides demi) you dont get to be a predator and be woke!

I have never once shown my dick to someone who didn’t want to see it. Which is why I simply don’t understand how hard it is for these people who go around showing off their todger all the time to keep it in their fucking pants in the workplace.

My money’s on Stark.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

She probably tripped on her own bullshit.

I mean, I might stand and watch with an unimpressed look on my face, or something, but I certainly wouldn’t help.

There are reports that she did not actually fall. It looks from the video here that she just tripped. However the Cruz family pretty much ignored her (except the one daughter who has not been spanked into hatred yet) to the point of Heidi Cruz calling one of the daughters back. Ted never even looked up.

what are the odds that Ted’s daughters knocked Carly out of the way in an effort to escape from his revolting embrace?

How drunk do you think she was? (no judgement!) If I had to spend all day, every day with Cruz and his stepford wife, I’d be drunk off my ass too.

To be fair to Ted Cruz, If I saw one of them falling flat on their face I wouldn’t do anything about it either

I’m going to hell with how much i laughed at this.