SEC commissioner Greg Sankey’s “Uh, WTF Arkansas, fix this or else” statement may have had a large part in that.

Well, Arkansas is also the state that just passed a bill allowing guns at big sporting events in stadiums. Take drunken angry sports fans. You know what we need to add to that? GUNS! Good plan, eh?

Me too. I love Salt and Vinegar chips. The Herr’s Kettle Cooked Boardwalk Salt and Vinegar are the best.

Couldn’t they have just put the crawl over the game instead of a black screen?

This was my thought as well. The kid isn’t necessarily gay or trans, he just wants to wear a dress. It doesn’t even mean he’ll grow up to be a (GASP) crossdresser or anything HORRIFYINGLY PEARL-CLUTCHING-WORTHY like that. Who cares. Let him wear a goddamn dress.

Oh my God I’m Indian and I hate the “where are you from” question. It actually comes from other Indians a lot. “Minnesota” is not an acceptable answer. I have to delve into which part of India my ancestors were from. My parents and grandparents weren’t even from India! They’re from East Africa! Do you want to listen…

My parents’ marriage was arranged. They’ve been married for 55 years.

Damn. Please don’t give me a reason to like Coach K.

Don’t worry, you guys, Mexico is totally going to pay for the wall!

I wasn’t aware that being a brain surgeon meant you removed your own brain.

Macy’s is closing stores, JC Penney is closing stores, HH Gregg is closing stores. WHERE DO THE JOB LOSSES END, DONALD?

Good to see he’s back. The day and a half of being “presidential” lasted like a day longer than I thought it would.

Not a Michigan fan, a Wisconsin fan. It was just an observation. Personally I don’t care who won that game. It was a fun way to end the game and I think it’s great that Northwestern is going to make the tournament.

Looks like a travel to me.

Virginia’s defense is based on Dick Bennett’s pack-line defense. Dick Bennett coached at Wisconsin, a Big Ten program. Tony Bennett was an assistant at Wisconsin for both his father and Bo Ryan.

AS A BADGER FAN, it is sweet poetry to see a Roy Williams-coached team score just 43 points against a team coached by a Bennett.

Dakota Johnson’s dress looks like it’s straight from the old Dynasty closet.

Auli’i Cravalho (Moana) is the exception, she looks amazing in her white gown.

Oh, look it’s those ISIS Mooslems with their guns shooting people and maybe if those libtard snowflakes had just let Trump...what? It’s really an old drunken white guy with a gun?...Oh.

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This is my absolute favorite primer. I wear it alone or under my Dior foundation and it gives me such a lovely glow.