Jared and Ivanka are the absolute worst. Not sure how they manage to look their (Jewish) children in the eyes every day. Mommy and Daddy are working with Grandpa’s Nazi friends today, k? See you after school!

Lovely. Just restored my faith in humanity a little bit.

“No taxpayer in Texas should have to subsidize this repugnant and illegal conduct.”

To me Madeline from the books seems more like she should be Elle Woods at 40, not Tracy Flick. I dunno. I thought there was something off about Show Madeline. She’s supposed to be this big personality, a force of nature, and Reese didn’t come off that way to me.

Hey, Ivanka. Maybe try to use words like “Jewish” and “anti-Semitic.” YOU ARE JEWISH. SAY IT. YOU ARE JEWISH. AND SO ARE YOUR CHILDREN. Not sure how you can look them in the eyes but it’s true!

Me too. I got my first period when I was 10 and I sprouted breasts. I was so shy about them that I wore baggy sweatshirts or sweaters to school every day, even when it was hot.

Tell me he got pissed off at Sweden after they called him on his bullshit and added them to the list. NO MORE SWEDISH REFUGEES!

Don’t worry, you guys, this is all part of the plan. Everything is fine, MAGA and #fakenews

Oh, and we’ll keep you juuuust under full-time so we don’t have to give you benefits. What’s that? Black lung? Sorry, there’s no Obamacare to help you out.

And he saves her from her primitive backwards culture and Teaches Her Things and treats her better than any brown guy could have.

Welp, this guy is doing a great job implementing Sharia law!

Mmm. It’s like the out-of-work coal miners who voted for Trump and are now going to lose their Obamacare. Also the widows who get the black lung widow benefit.

What I never ever get about evangelicals and how they ally themselves with the right and big business.

Arab (read: oil) rich is on a whole different level of rich than we think about. If you ever visit Dubai, you see women in the high-end shopping malls, laden down with bags from Prada, Dior, Versace. Also the markup over there is HUGE. We visited Sephora in a Dubai mall and Kat Von D lipsticks were selling for the…