There's photoshop and then there's special effects.

She's the personification of a car wreck, only with more casualties.

"...some people you can't take the ghetto out of" Pot calling the kettle, ya know, black?

Let's face facts, not even Beyonce looks that good without photoshop, her wig/makeup, padded bras, 3 nose jobs, and lipo work.

Doing this reality show just proves how reckless she is.

It's like The Sopranos meets Walker, Texas Ranger.

He'll be a lovely bride.