She’s funnier than Kathy Griffin and more insightful than the insufferable Kelly Osbourne and Nene Leakes.

This is supposed to be a Funny or Die sketch, right? Right?

Kellan Lutz is an “actor” who thankfully doesn’t work much.

How did Rich not write this post? Unbeweavable.

Ditto. His tone is super nasal and his vibrato is forced.

Willow Smith pulls a Beyonce.

They are a gay-straight magazine!

You really mean 253 pages of selfies, right?

Only his boyfriend knows.

As long as the show doesn’t focus on two attention whore Christians faking their birth annoucement/miscarriage for page views, I don’t care.

What. The. Fuck. People.

Been doing squat since the end of O-Town (pun intended).

But Adderall is perfectly fine.

Jessica Alba turned down the role.

Someone should do a cover comparison of Kim's old face vs. new one.

Someone should do a comparison of old vs. new covers of Kim's old vs. new face.

"Hey Doc, I dunno what's wrong, but I have this splitting headache..."

In his pants.

Keith = boner killer.

Hairy or waxed, he still went to the Keanu Reeves school of acting.