you can be diplomatic, i’ll go ahead and say “what a bunch of fucking clown shoes goofs, i wish their plane crashed and all those cunts got bodied”

As long as you enjoyed it who cares, right? Some people couldn’t recognize a good time even if it was splashed on their face over and over again while being fil...

I thought that was headed to a mother-daughter threesome.

it absolutely fucking does not. that is the TEXTBOOK definition of Slander.

Actually, the first amendment does not protect defamation speech. There are actually a lot of things the first amendment doesn’t protect, but that’s another story.

Nicki Minaj might be the most annoying person in America. And yeah, I know about that pharmacy douchebag. Still comfortable with my statement.

My sister, notoriously shitty gift-giver bought me that DVD in TWENTY-TWELVE for Christmas. (I don’t even own a DVD player) It genuinely pissed me off.

This is the face of someone who has no idea she’ll look like Amy Sedaris in twenty years.

The FR-S is a bit like vegamite - either you can’t stand it, or you’re enjoying it every day.

After this hearing is when Goodell handed down the 10-game suspension, more than allowed for under the collective bargaining agreement with the players’ union. Goodell cannot ban someone from the league. He does not have that authority. The teams that comprise the NFL are a confederation of independent corporations…

Shitty person surrounds himself with shitty people. Story at 11.

Oh, how the NFL wishes CTE was just former players being butt-hurt instead of head-hurt.

Maaaaan, in my family, they taught you, challenged you, and took all your money if you lost. Yes, we will take your Tooth Fairy money and laugh at your snaggle toof ass.

You forgot the one wildcard: Big Momma.

Turn it over, put some aluminum foil on it, it'll do if you run out of plates.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

There’s always money in the banana stand.