What does it need?

I live in New Orleans and take my kid to the Pelicans games sometimes. She’s almost 10, but when she sees that thing, she cowers behind me as if she’s a 3 year-old. That thing is disgusting.

My 99 Lexus needs a new ball joint and a power steering pump. Total cost: $1218. I don’t have it and I’m trying to scrounge up enough cash to get this car fixed. I’m gainfully employed with two undergraduate degrees in Political Science and Economics and a MS in Economics and have a $490/mth student loan payment.

Trump was the reckoning of a few decades of ignorance and apathy. When education has been replaced with entertainment and we’re more focused on iPhones and memes than books and poetry, what we get is a political campaign that is more like a high school student council competition.

At my 20 year reunion, I got a handjob from a cheerleader I crushed on in high school. It was okay.

I’m sorry Grave, but the people who are voting CP need to explain themselves...because this car is beautiful and that price is beyond stellar.

I once got my parents a star named after them.

Hardcastle and McCormick

Eat my star asshole. You made me remember.

Take my star damn you!

“Heard you’d talk to her if I wasn’t in the picture...”

How did I know this was happening in Miami?

Take my star you queer.

Hella NP!

It’s real simple: it’s the time value of money. Let’s say they put half of the settlement into a simple interest-bearing account for a few weeks, they’ll make money on the simple act of holding out on customer service. Imagine they’re paying out $100M. If they decide to earn interest on the cash, they can make…

Unlike the sadness that kills you, amirite?

I laughed because that’s what happened on Election Day.

Not sure if serious or just retarded.

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted someone else to be more wrong than you.

The analytical side of me marvels at how this simplistic chart made everything easy for classification into categories.