That just makes me think of all the places water can get in.

Can you please tell her that I want to marry the shit out of her? Anyone this creative would result in a lifetime of treasured memories.

If a dude says “I love Trump!” that means he’s gay.

I typically vote for the person who is less mentally retarded than the other.

Good call on that- I would have missed that.

Nah, that rabbit’s foot would add too much weight.

While we’re at it, is it really “strong” and “brave” to speak out against someone beating them?

I’m trying not to blame the victim but when a man is overpaid to run as fast as he can and ram his head into the body of another guy, you should expect that he’s not going to make really good decisions in his private time.

I REALLY hate this bitch!

tl;dr

I work in architecture and understand that under virtually every circumstance, any cut into some kind of roofing will eventually leak.

That’s really the only comment one could make to make me chuckle at a sentence including “raping that kid.”

For those of us who don’t have cable television and/or don’t watch Fox, is Fox News covering this story at all?

Before Game of Thrones, I kept seeing the ads for this show.

You write that and I’m still in the fucking grays?!

In fact “using cocaine” and “responsible” rarely go in the same statement together.

I guess it’s way beyond time for Trump to call a press conference and announce to the world that running for president was all a stunt to promote a new Apprentice-type show.

See, THIS is why we typically keep those in politics separated from those in business.

P.S.: I didn’t even get into the late ‘90s-early ‘00s when he won three championships w/ the Lakers.

Negative.