"The drone was found to have traces of marijuana in its system."

The NYPD then proceded to tazer the drone and beat it with clubs until it was dead, saying, "Grunk saw bird. Grunk say bird is good food. But, bird too boney. Not enough to go around."

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Once again guys, never ever forget how hard it was for people to get a real, actual page promoting sex trafficking banned from Facebook.

And yet, Team No Hoes is totally cool.

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

Louis C.K. deserves a slow clap for trying to educate a racist, kind of, at lease once. Good for him.

He might give a friendly history lesson instead of yelling, but he ALWAYS speaks up.

He's funny. That's all I expect him to be. He's not my husband or my friend so why should I care who he's friends with. His show is good and he makes me laugh. Why do you expect him to be a comedian and a perfect human being with perfect feminist credentials in all aspects of his life?

I'm black. I was with someone, a white woman who I thought was pretty cool (until), who went on an absolute racist tirade about the perils of black people ruining the country and nigger this and nigger that. She literally turned to me and said "but not you cuz you're cool."

Kind of wrong. Louis CK tried to talk to Anthony about his racism at one point. 3 part clip if anyone is interested.

I just really like pretty cakes.

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

How exactly do you attack the industry as a whole without going after individuals? Do you just serve all of them papers at once? Like... "Dear Fashion Industry, I will see you in court on February 7th, 8:30 am."? This is how it happens. These conversations help change the game for young girls getting into the…

You wouldn't type slowly if you could use more than your index fingers, sir.

I get that Clinton is just trying to distance herself from the current Democratic president in order to run her own campaign, and it's what every candidate in history has done, but all of these little "I'm not like him" jabs are just reminding me why I didn't vote for her in the primaries in 2008. She's always come…

Think of the nastiest term you can think of to refer to a Jewish person. Do Jews call themselves that word? Just because a community doesn't use a label itself doesn't mean it's not being used to refer to them. In this case, Gypsy is a word other people use to talk about Romani people.

Thankfully you're not a judge, because he's contractually obligated to do what the NBA says, y'know, since it's a private organization and not the fucking government, and it's pretty easy to understand that.