Twatter?

A scary amount of people do. It’s part of why so many stupid people believe stupid shit. All that Q crap, pizza-gate, etc. That shit started on 4chan but spread like wildfire on Facebook among stupid people.

Victim blaming a 7 year old is “getting hit by a car driven by God” level offense. 

You could say the EV owner is already contributing to society in many other ways. A reduced pollution footprint which leads to less respiratory issues and less of a need for public health funding. I’m sure other readers can add other money saving points relative to taxation.

i stand by my decision to sleep in a casket for a blog.

Fuck you you fucking racist creep.

“A conversation that I don’t think I’d want to have in this venue” is also an awareness that the person on the phone is looking for “Seinfeld blasts back at Chappelle” clickbait headline and he’s politely opting out of that.

If that is truly a thing that’s important to you, you’re even sadder than I initially thought.

Not sure if your Shawshank opinion is just a Hot Take, but

Lazy worthless shit. You don’t deserve the gift of entertainment.

“Remote work would only be allowed if he personally approved it.”

Ah yes. Such a genius move to become the sole HR person.

I’m also sure low level managers will have no problem reaching Elon to ask him personally if an employee can work from home.

He’s been pretty adamantly opposed to work from home from the start so I’d be surprised if he backtracked on this one, even if it meant losing a bunch of people. That said it’s an idiotic mandate for someone who thinks he’s the man of the future. I sort of understand wanting certain days where everyone is in the same…

I mean, he also fired the CEO and a few other guys on Thursday, supposedly trying to claim “with cause” so they don’t get severance.

And he spent the weekend coming up with cuts to 25% of Twitter’s staff - that if they are implemented today, those staff lose out on large stock bonuses coming tomorrow 11/1.

“a lesser Hemsworth”. Miaow! You will take what you’re given and you will appreciate it!

Look at how self-satisfied he is with his corny joke. He’s beaming, he thinks it’s so hilarious. I imagine everyone else was just confused.

dude is such a dick.  ill never understand why hes worshipped. 

I giggled, but this is totally accurate.

“I was just trying to get more subs, I don’t get why people are so upset...”

It would be appropriate that the plague that wipes out humanity would be from some idiot trying to be internet famous.

I remember Jo Grant dancing with this guy on Qi, years ago when Stephen Fry was still host.