@rick23: cool, are you offering yourself or a family member as collateral damage. Thanks, that would be awesome.

The first picture makes me think of Angry Birds. Man, I've been playing that game way too much!

@KeScoBo: Isn't that a separate accessory? Just asking, because when you by a cover for your iphone they don't throw in expensive wireless headphones with it.

@SkipErnst: just to add..."An" before "helicopter" does sound clumsy.

@SkipErnst: That's actually not incorrect. Historically in english the rule was "an" before "h". It has become acceptable to use "a", but "an" is correct.

@RtFusion: No, no, no. Al Gore runs the internet. He also invented it. In fact Al Gore and the internet are one and if he was ever fully distracted for even a moment the internet would shut down forever. True story.

@Jason Chen: Ha! Makes me think of the episode of Family Guy when Peter wishes for Theme Music. I guess that would be kinda awesome. Label me converted.

I still don't understand why Gizmodo needs a theme song.

@Agreed! When I lived in the US a friend kept introducing me as her friend from Africa. I said, "um, I'm from South Africa." She then proceeded to ask me, "But isn't South Africa just a state of Africa?" She's now dead. Just kidding. But seriously guys look at a map. When referring to the US the rest of the world…

@AcidSpoon: And you know what else:

Is it just me or is there no impact sound. You hear the air discharge, but no tick as the pellet hit the glass. I had a rifle that fired the same size bullets that I played with as a kid. Surely there should be an impact noise.

@Jimmy1: That's why I liked the first one. It felt like more of a team mission. The other two...not so much. Hope this is good.

@PunkRockMachine: Monumental, monument ..get it...uhh...nevermind.

This is a "Monumental" waste of money.

@im.thatoneguy3: Sorry, maybe I need to clarify. I do use credit cards, however I only spend what I can back up with money I actually own (excluding my home and my car.) So for example if I buy a $900 flatscreen using my credit card I have money in my debit account that will pay off the credit payment. I'm not opposed…

@deciBels: My rule is I don't spend if I don't have the money to back it up. If I buy a new tv it's because I saved for it. The only things you can't help but be in debt for (if you decide to buy them) are a new car and a home. I think people often treat credit cards as free money. It's not free and at some point mr…

@Fossa: See the way the guy is leaning back in the top right of the frame. His leaning because he's in a harness.

@Caturday Yet?: That makes no sense. It's the Canadians in the article who were man enough to handle the noisy bags. That should read "Hey Americans, man up. Oh, and fuck you too." Frito-Lay

@The Werewolf: Agreed.

@hawkeye18 has a huge gun: And in the US it also crinkles in spanish. Not an official second language, but hey...it should be.