Also, you know it’s going to snow in Denver when a fresh wave of cow shit stink rolls in like a fog with the change of the winds coming down from Greeley.

Eons ago I worked at an AOL tech support call center right across the street from Monfort in Greeley. Once a month they would boil off all the cow blood from the kill floor. You can’t just dump 500million gallons of cow blood into the ground water. Anyways... the smell of boiling cow blood is about the most heinous…