This is pure gold. Expertly crafted and executed. You’ve even got a serious reply.

they look like 9 year olds

maybe i should try with the japanese audio. is that an option?

my only attempt at this game was thwarted almost immediately by that stupid Lymel kid saying “kay?” at the end of every sentence.

Job #1!

Edit: nevermind.

Is your handle a dark souls reference??

MoEher of God

its not metal gear without kojima. easy to ignore if you can remember that.

/s

the ultimate tennis pro’s story centers more around his life as a convict, after he eliminated a gang with his tennis skills

uriel’s gift.

Dying outside of the zone should carry a points penalty if they ever want their e-sport to be interesting at all.

The points system needs work too. For a guy to get 4 kills in 3 games, and die outside the zone without killing anyone in the final round, to win $50k is ridiculous.

We remember... but that doesn’t matter. Ride with Jon to the wall. Drop him off. Back to Benji Bizness.

Holy shit, that quote is so flawless that I wish I were single again just so I could take it out on a date.

A pretty boy with boobs. Which I guess doesn’t really prove anything, per se, but its good evidence.

im an intimidating dude-bro and i welcome all to the gym we share

i like how bad your snark just got wrecked

Yeah, I’ve never underestimated a warning or made a mistake either. Fuck that lady and her grieving family.