“Who’s Jan?”

George Glass could not be reached for comment.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

You know what I’m thankful for?

shoot first, ask questions never.

it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

And the old “my phone was taken!”excuse.

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

Holy Shit, for some reason I used to think that Kellyanne was one of the sane ones in the room but turns out she’s basically Joseph Goebbels. What a weird time to be living in.

Obligatory.

The thing is, this graffiti, trolling or not, still contributes to normalisation of open racism. It must still be opposed.

We call that Freedom Foam.

It would be like eating venison from a Bambi-themed plate.

I feel confident that Marissa Hermer would be just a bit put off by a gift from Goop. Not because there’s anything wrong with Goop — good god, no! Marissa Hermer absolutely adores Gwyneth and truly admires her entrepreneurial spirit. It’s just that in the circles traversed by Marissa Hermer, Goop is so... expected.…

I think the secret is not to have a job.

I guess it wasn’t a weiner.

Only sometimes? My car gets no miles starting Friday 3:30pm.

The little feet make them kind of creepy looking.

pre-apocalyptic gentrificatoriae