I don’t want them to go to the World Series if they’ll win it. But if they’re gonna lose, then I want them there.

I hope they lose in the World Series the next two years. I want there to be a baseball version of the 1990s Buffalo Bills.

Thankfully, Jermaine Jones was unavailable for comment.

Draymond IS this generation’s version of Bill Laimbeer. If he wasn’t a part of the Warriors, they wouldn’t have had the near the success the past 5 years, so I’ll trade the cuddly image they could have had with the killers they’ve actually been any time. Teams are open about being physical with Steph to knock him off…

Maybe they’ll make Jill Ellis coach and start him at right back.

Can the batter do this if there is a man on first? Because at some point there will be a man on first that doesn’t run when this happens, and there will be a rundown between home and first. Can the runner make it back to home? And continue his at-bat?

You mean aside from the clear overside shot which shows Sauerbrunn hitting White’s leg? Like it was a clear shot and there was no question if there was contact or not, even based on the laws of physics as White’s leg visibly changes trajectory even in the first replay?

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

Could this just be a cultural thing?

[Whispering quietly, in the corner]: i still like the name Boaty McBoatface

Naw, its always U-Dub. We would never elect Scott Walker. 

If any group in basketball knows about the vulnerability of a team holding a 3–1 series lead, it’s the remaining core of these Golden State Warriors.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

That’s a bad angle. He got hip checked. Shoulda been 3 FTs.

Jokes on you. These kids are all homeschooled.

• In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies.

I don’t know if it’s a directive from the editor, or just a case of colleagues adopting each other’s literary styles, but the constant “dunked his soul to hell” and “smacked the ball to the goddamned moon” shit is fucking exhausting and not remotely funny anymore.

But the Patriots have also always claimed that illegal recordings aren’t a big deal. It’s a real pickle.

Ahh old cartoons, where you can’t tell if it’s just a dated joke you don’t understand or a subtly racist reference!