I still remember this article about a man who survived being lost in the snowy mountains for 15 days by eating mayonnaise and snow.

I love love love mayonnaise, but the thought of this made me heave.

This is so viscerally frightening on every level. Stalking her from a random sighting, stranger abduction from her own home, murdering her entire family to get to her, and then extended captivity. Fucking christ. I’m so glad that the people Jayme ran to for help are decent people.

I certainly can’t swear this feeling will last, but honestly nothing as ever motivated me to question my shopping habits more than my current KonMari purging. I have put so many things that still have tags on them in my giveaway box and boy is it making me confront myself on that topic.

(I wanted to break my TV when one guy said he was mad at his wife because they pay someone to do their laundry when she’s supposed to be doing herself.)

After watching Marie’s show, I see two problems that would only be magnified with celebrities:

“I alone can fix this problem” is one salient habit of authoritarians. Inventing problems which need fixing is another.

It is becoming more and more obvious that the Radical Democrats are a Party of open borders and crime. They want nothing to do with the major Humanitarian Crisis on our Southern Border

Oh, fuck that. These people are heroes and should be treated as such. I assume No More Deaths has a legal fund we can donate to?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSS MOOOOORRREEEEE....

If you need to meet Missy Elliott...I suggest you go to the doctor first...becuz living under a rock for 25+ years has got to be bad for your health! She’s had bangers from the 90s forward...

Considering my generation (the dreaded Millennials) are the least married people ever, I doubt he took into consideration all us single income households? Am I supposed to quit and .... then what?

The single people will laugh in derision. THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT AWAITS

Ummm. Okay. I’ll play.

Every sumer since I was a child my whole family goes blueberry picking and it is the best day of the year. The patch is at least 50 years old and the blueberries hang like small grapes. There are some you have to eat because they are perfect right in the moment but would be too ripe by the time you got home. Each…

If he REALLY wanted parents to have more time for their kids he’d advocate for shorter work days, more paid vacation time, more paid sick and family leave and a higher minimum wage.

Well, from this working mom who is presently lounging without a bra and giving her kids some couch potato time after a very long week, fuck you Robert Patterson.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

He has defended his posts by saying they are backed up by scientific research, which is honestly something I’m surprised he believes in.

I’m having an actual meltdown that blueberries are nowhere in this post.