Not inlcuding foreplay, I generally think the sweet spot is 12 minutes. Not too short that I can’t get off, but 30 minutes is too long. Also, if I come first, I need things to wrap up fast. I’m not alone in that, right? After orgasm, it’s OVER for me.

I think it’s possible to get into that sort of thing, but usually just a few times in a BRAND NEW RELATIONSHIP when everything is amazing and you never get bored. Later on, you start hitting that “meh, we had sex yesterday, can we just watch a movie or something?” point.

This is like, PRECISELY my feelings. Ulta’s rewards are boss (esp love that you can use points for a discount instead of having to “spend” them on samples of shit you don’t want), and I’ve gotten amaaaaazing GWPs for Algenist and Dermalogica stuff there.

Please. Western governments let far more people with far more major roles “off the hook” after the war, including Werner Von Braun.

I’d have to agree with you. Justice must be served, but in the case of some young, unimportant admin, I’m not really sure what justice would get served. She made no decisions, she pulled no levers. She wasn’t a ranking member of the German military, the SS or the Gestapo. I think perhaps an inquiry would be a good…

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

A bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, a series of brand new ABC family Christmas movies where someone hits their head and wakes up in an alternate timeline where they are married to their highschool sweetheart, and a frozen pizza that I will promise to only eat 2 pieces of but will keep slicing off tiny bits of until it’s all…

She’s really beautiful. You’d have to look that good to pull off the short hair. I wish I could. Consider me officially girl crushing.

OMG! Maybe it’s because I’m day-drinking, or maybe it’s the entire pizza I just ate, but I am loving this SO MUCH right now.

You can. You totally can. You’ll probably have to wait til the newborn stage is past - those first 3 months are pretty brutal. After that, it’s not so bad — I swear.

A happy sex life is part of a happy marriage. And happy marriages help make happier kids.

Eh, I’m with Sia here. If she were a model or an actor who didn’t want people to see her face, that would be one thing, but singing is all about what you sound like, not what you look like. We don’t need to see singers. (And frankly, we’d probably have better music on the radio if success as a female pop singer…

FIFY...

Quick question: who puts vodka in a water bottle and carries it around? This dude has different hydration needs.

Fuck these religious assholes who think they’re entitled to a job, fuck them. Go find “work” in your religious institutions, not in jobs serving the public.

The only thing predictable about her? That she will inevitably get hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery - and yes, I know she's already had plenty. These poor kids.

Add a headband with a couple rhinestone flowers, and this is straight out of a 1992 Delia’s catalog. Oh sorry, Delia*s.

heal a wide variety of conditions including Down’s syndrome,

You’re so sceptical. Obviously the dolphins form a sacred circle around the labouring woman, preventing the blood-crazed sharks from getting near her or the baby, and they are rewarded with the gift of the placenta. I’m going to have all my babies that way.

Draw me like one of your French girls.