If he was so confident in his beliefs, and his ability to impart them to his children, he wouldn’t be doing this, because his daughters would have zero interest in the pill, as it would conflict with their own beliefs and choices.

Guys. We need to start a health insurance company for these loonies and take all their money and then laugh at them. We’ll secretly donate it all to Planned Parenthood and Wendy Davis.

I’m lactose intolerant and am watching my calories. Gimme my almond flavored 80 calorie cup of water. That shit tastes good with oatmeal.

I don’t understand what the problem is with her profiting from this. She didn’t ask for it; she didn’t commit a crime. From what I understand, she’s a model and a porn actress and she was at least temporarily disfigured and couldn’t work in her chosen profession.

I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.

I don’t think ANYONE should feel comfortable with the idea of this engine of destruction (oh, sorry, “War Machine”) getting out of jail in 2-5. Not Christy Mack, not the prosecutors, not the American public, not anyone.

I hope the book gets thrown at “War Machine”. For him to claim that his vicious attack on Christy Mack only deserved a simple “domestic violence battery” charge and show no remorse shows he doesn’t feel he did anything wrong and that he’s the real victim.

I desperately want Trump to get the nomintmation just for the sheer majesty of it all.

I have no idea how my son has made it to the ripe old age of 16 since there were times in his life when he wasn’t physically touching me or tethered to me with a leash. OMG I’m such a terrible mother.

At 32 you can no longer enter the US armed forces. Obviously they’re looking for gals that can serve their country alongside them.

Weird. I’m 47, and I have an absolute unbreakable rule: Nobody under 30. 30-35 is negotiable, but highly suspect. For me 32 is a little young, but I could be talked into it. (Not that I’m looking.) The best age for a woman is 35-40. Emotionally mature, yet still not calcified. 40-50 is a close second with the added…

Oh I am so, so happy that you wrote this. I read the original article and just laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah, such happy times! As a not unattractive 47 year old woman, not only am I invisible to men, but I’m also invisible to employers, employees, advertisers, clothing designers, TV and movie…

Suggested letter title: Tony’s Last Fuckable Day.

16??! Try 10.

Alternatively, Tony, never write this letter. NEVER. I don’t care how you feel, don’t write this letter. Firstly, no one will ever care about your boner. Secondly, it’s just a bad idea as it shows how little you understand of the world outside your own needs. I’ve been where you are, for every day since I hit puberty.…

NOPE

Oh, I understand and appreciate your perspective. I just cannot muster any empathy for people who do that sort of thing.

I feel you, sister. My mom is a smart, funny, insightful, woman with absolutely no empathy. It took me a long time to figure that out - I think it is tied to her being the child of an alcoholic liar. I had to teach myself to be empathic as an adult. In my family it was viewed as a weakness, and pleas for empathy were…

I seriously can’t step on a fucking ant without feeling bad. Here’s the ant, living it’s ant life, going about it’s ant business, and here’s me with my giant feet killing it for no purpose whatsoever. Like when people talking about vegetarians killing plants, and don’t you feel bad for plants? YES I DO D:

I do think that some people come by it more naturally than others, though. I remember being a young child and pulling up grass, then feeling the dead material beneath it. I think that’s when the reality of “everything dies” hit me, and i hit hard. I used to cry because there were so many endangered animals I couldn’t…