.let’s question why it takes a crop top to make you feel powerful.

Dress codes are only sexist when it is applied to one gender. Sorry ladies....I know the oppression is real when you are 15. But you ccan’t wear whatever the eff you want in the world as an adult. if your school is equal in how the dress code is enforced...you have no leg to stand on.

I how can you trust his view on this? He runs the show. A show that caters to him. He likely has zero idea what it feels like to be on the receiving end of these relationships. He gets everything he wants....why would he look deeper or question how anyone feels or if what goes on is ok or just sleepy and gross?

God...the corned beef woman is my Mil.

You are fine. No one HAS to attend a wedding or give a gift. It’s not weird or rude unless you demand things or throw a fit about gifts.

Ok. I love celebrating things. Holidays, birthdays, accomplishments, etc. Life is short, celebrate it, am I right?

I recall someone clucking at me in a Jason’s Deli when they overheard me order a ham sandwich. Cuz cold cuts will kill your fetus. Sadly, ham was one of the five foods that didn’t make me completely nauseous. I almost smashed her face in.

Ok...how can race be fluid? Isn’t that like saying your eye color, height, shoe size is fluid? I mean...you either are or are not of a certain race, correct? And within that race, you can then join with the culture you identify with. So you can be racially Caucasian and then identify with whatever culture speaks to…

No, there isn’t a small period of time. I’ve worked with foster kids for years. I’ve met many who were in limbo for well over 2 years. They end up going back to their abusive parents because family reunited is almost always the goal.

No...it’s not 100% you get a kid.

My husband and I wanted to adopt. It was our first choice. It’s a cluster fuck to do it. I didn’t want to go through the foster system, because it often involves many kids you get attached to who then leave to go back home before you end up adopting. One of our friends got death threats for a year after adopting…

We need the retail and call center version of this. Because while I never worked food service....I got stories that rivaleverything I’ve ever read here.

Funny how only white people seem to have the spirit of so many roles!

I’m realizing a lot of this sounds like Arizona. We have all variety ofspiney plants that can impale you...venomous snakes....scorpions that live inside your house and tarantula hawks (my neighborhood CRAWLS with them in the spring.)....the sun will burn you in 15 minutes if you are pale enough. We don’t have oceans…

I wanted this cake

Oh no. Half of this is my life already.

NOOOO. It’s a buttermilk cocoa cake. Shitty red velvet is what you are describing

These all seem revolting.

Can we stop with the “you turn into an idiot when you have a kid” shit?

Well the three I toured were fine with pushing in any position. Not saying there don’t exist places that don’t like it but forcing you into bed is probably illegal and there are far more options for childbirth than there used to be. My mom had my brother on all fours (its gross I know this) and that was in the late…