I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…

An even more important question for the group: Is the guy in that photo wearing benetint on his lips? He totally is, right?

This was some crunch time investigative work. hope they go easy on the guy, i’ve heard he’s a real salt of the earth type.

The wax figures can’t hold a candle to the real thing.

No, it’s real.

There is no fucking way this is not a photoshop...

brb never sleeping ever again

He should have went all the way and just got married right then. I mean, everything was already in place and you’re already an asshole. All kinds of money saved.

thank you! i actually do not mind that post because it’s such an obviously incorrect claim—he’d have been better off taking me down with something more realistic. i also tend to trust that—as happened on that issue—whenever men’s rights advocates and very far left feminists are mad at me for the same reason…

Can you please extend this to the celebrity jagoffs who are not Bill Murray who just presume everyone at the wedding at the hotel you happen to be in would LOVE to see t-shirt-clad “WWE superstars” or whatever drop by?

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

Eh, it happens! No worries.

Man, I need new glasses.....I read that as ‘Christina Aguilera’. I read ‘Christina Hendricks’ as ‘Kendrick Lamar’ in another post about her being on Sesame Street, I don’t know what the fuck’s going on with me today.

Hey bro— would you do me a solid and read my comment again and maybe, I dunno, click thru the link to find the Christina Applegate SNL skit video I both reference and link to in my comment? Thanks bro!

I don’t know; Christina Applegate’s impression on SNL back in the day was pretty spot-on.

No one will ever top Christina Applegate’s Cher impersonation.

Thank you for the suggestion! I wouldn’t have thought of honey for use in coffee, but I’ll give it a whirl.