Please forgive this rant and don’t come at me with any bullshit “you’re anti Islam” comments.

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

When I was a prosecutor, I found that frequently, the best way to get mental health care for a person was to charge them with a felony. At that point they can start getting evaluated, get any medications they might need and maybe get some kind of ongoing treatment. I hope this poor woman can be restored to health.…

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Draw me like one of your French girls.

“when the boss is drunk, don’t hold the cheese.”

Once, on a winter break vacation, my family and I were in a Chinese restaurant (in Hawaii), and like, midway through our meal, realized it was December 25th. We Jew so hard we don’t even have to try.

Thank you for this, “I assure you that your subscribers have all the black eyeliner they need and beseech you to stop including it in boxes. “

I think it’s time we go Lysistrata on their asses.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

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Sounds crazy, but take prenatal vitamins. It will help nail growth.

EXACTLY. In fact, we need to introduce these two people so they can marry and procreate.

It’s the nail equivalent of being banned by Food Babe.

So, Danny is like the Mother Theresa of nail polish!

Of course we all know where James T. Kirk is from. But he was the son of an educated and accomplished Starfleet Captain. Jim was at the top of his class at Starfleet Academy, an academic known for his difficult student teaching assignments. He wasn’t the son of a farmer, and he wasn’t an enlisted man serving as NCO.…