Felps? The Swimmer Guy? It’s Flaps. Marshaun Flaps. He been one of my favorites to follow, along with that Jamiroquain sprinter, Eustace Bloat.

Humans can’t run through steel beams. Open your eyes, steeple!

Do you feel in control?

But seriously, take care Patrick! May your keyboard never fail you! :)

Bye!

Sigh. It was a fun run. I’ll follow you on Twitter to see where you’ll go to next. I wish you all the luck in the world. See you..

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

The real way to eat Italian every day for lunch is to hit up The Olive Garden™ for endless soup, salad and breadsticks. It’s an adequate meal at a competitive price in a fun, casual atmosphere.

“Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.”

“Of Coors you should have!”

GOD DAMNIT YOU CLOWN +1

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

At least that damn ship hit SOMETHING. That free kick didn't hit a damn thing!

Now, for those of us who have been reading the books for two decades, there’s nothing left to do but wait for George RR Martin to update his LiveJournal.

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

If LeBron quit just because he lost 4 finals, he wouldn’t have won three. Or some other hot take that doesn’t make sense. Look, all I’m saying is that LeBron is a better soccer player than Messi.

Babies

Errr, those are Fallen Angels, the heretical version of the Dark Angels.

They put on a Reds uniform, fell asleep, and then shit the bed?