You have bad taste in movies and bad taste in facial hair, Michael Ballaban. And you can’t write. Huzzah.

Sorry I interrupted your Jalopnik fantasy masturbation session. I would think an inbred troll like yourself would have more experience typing with one hand, but your supremely un-witty comeback suggests otherwise.

PNW20v, aka Captain Save a Ho. Go whiteknight elsewhere, Tavarish will never let you schlob his knob.

That ‘05 Lexus is the pinnacle of ES design.

Wow, are you literally retarded? Gizmodo “authors” are the biggest no-talent hacks on the planet. This “article” doesn’t even warrant a rebutal.

Gizmodo staff live blogging here are the douchiest of douchey... especially Adam Estes.

I’m surprised that tidbit didn’t end up on here. After all, Gawker is the king of advertorials. “Gawker media may receive a portion of sales from these fine establishments.”

“kids these days” GTFO with that.

Suuuure, that’s why. Keep telling yourself that, bruh.

Or you could do what this psycho does:

MK2 was 1985 through 1992. I’m not sure when they introduced the GTI. There was also the regular GTI and the 16v GTI. I know the 16v GTI was later and had all the goodies. So 1987 is relatively early.

The BBS wheels came with later MKII GLIs. IIRC, the Recaros were absent on earlier ones as well.

why the fuck is hank hill wiggling in the photo for this? What value does that add? Enough with this BS, gawker network is such shit.

“I’m wondering it we’re due for another “malaise” decade.” in some respects we’re already there. With irrepairable electronics and questionable drivetrain technology reliability, cars just aren’t as durable as they used to be... lots of straight up disposable vehicles now. And weight gains in the name of safety and…

i.e. you actually can’t afford one

I like Doug’s articles, but this one is kind of boring. I think we’re seeing a little DeMuro saturation. Quality > quantity.

“I have to fill it with coolant every few days”

“just google it”

Most people keep their cars for more than one year.

ONE YEAR. I repeat, ONE YEAR.