Hee! I haven’t watched Bob’s Burgers, but these GIFs are goofy-looking enough that I think I need to check it out.

Came here hoping for the Bob’s Burgers reference, was not disappointed.

You knew it was coming!

Bath & Bodyworks Three-Wick Candles!

Bath & Bodyworks Three-Wick Candles!

He gets better with age, doesn’t he? His fuck field is nearly barren.

I wish he’d had a spoon in that cup of coffee he could just stir and stir and stir.

Last winter, determined to go sledding, I left my son (3 months old) with my baby sitter and went to the slopes with a couple friends. I did not nurse, nor pump, for six hours. On the ride home, I couldn’t breathe too deeply because it pushed my breasts up against my bra and I’d get a stabbing pain that shot from the…

One of the most satisfying feelings in the world is relieving a milk engorged breast. For real. The relief is incredible.

On a regular day, once you get used to it, not painful at all and can be surprisingly enjoyable. But OH MAN, if you get engorged and cannot feed your baby or express your milk, it is like the worst case of blue balls, ever - especially since the balls in question are quite large at that point.

that was my first thought! I went to a wedding a couple of months after having my daughter and forgot to bring my pump. BIG MISTAKE. When I got home I looked like I got the Coco special - ROCK hard, enormous gazongas. So incredibly painful.

It’s actually really sad that THIS is the only place I’ve seen this aspect of the story come up. Everyone else is just demonizing her or calling her ‘gross’ for a bodily function they barely understand.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.