This is a good dog and a good dog post.

I got both of my dogs from the local shelter. They have their quirks, but scientifically speaking: they are both good dogs.

I know, right? The Crown is this brilliant drama and Stranger is some dumbass nostalgic tribute to movies that were shitty in the first place.

Okay, keep beating that dead horse.

A real biologist wouldn’t feel the need to capitalize the word. And yes, I am a biologist.

I’m with you in spirit but for one minute can we just have something cute and not terrifying to watch or read PLEASE?!?!?! Just for one goddamn minute.

I’m posting this here cause we all need a smile. Here’s Richard Spencer getting sucker punched like the sucker he is.

The box was just recycled, there is a Kohls scarf inside from a boxing day sale.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

This is an insult to Mr. Vincent Adultman who totally went to stock market today to do a business.

Temperatures for Obama’s inauguration were very low too, but he still pulled the giant crowds. Trump’s got a pretty blissful January day and yet where are his MAGA crowds?

Is that really not allowed? Because I’ve always felt that things that are affirmative choices, like spending $3600 on a hideous dress and wearing it in public, are completely fair game. It’s not like she was born that way.

Yeah, this one is gonna be more along the lines of “Rip out your heartstrings and then yank on them so hard you get up and do the fucking Sobbing Watusi so fast it would put Gepetto to shame” kinda flick.

I think you mean Hidden Fences.

My democratic ideals also tell me to raise fucking hell when someone is attacking our civil liberties and frankly attacking our democratic ideals.

AND NO ONE CAN BUY ANY DRESSES!

It’s Christie - they figured they’ll never get there because of the traffic jam…

Doesn’t look like anything to me.

It’s a tragesty

At first I thought that would get really repetitive really quickly, but after further reflection, I think men’s feelings can be hurt in so many unique and interesting ways that your idea has real potential. There could be an entire season devoted to how much men’s feelings can be hurt by remakes with female casts.