He doesn’t miss her; he misses having things both ways.

Greedy people hate when they lose the thing which they took advantage of and took for granted.  I’m sure a few hours after this week his urges got him to “miss” sex, so he called up some ever-present booty-call so he wouldn’t have to “miss” that feeling anymore.

Whoops

Eh, sometimes it’s both. 

Dear Offset and every other guy who either dumped a woman or mistreated a woman enough to run her off,

Why is it eerie? The original scene was recorded, and they were able to watch it and do the same thing.

Of course it was “eerily spot on”. That’s like, the point.

The remaining 35% that support Trump are such monumental shit-for-brains, nothing is going to convince them. I truly wish there was a way we could cut them off at this point (or, you know, carpet bomb them).

You should have written “what would THIS Congress do?” I like to believe impeachment in number one on the the to-do list of the next Congress. Unfortunately January is too far away.

How many times over the past year and half have I asked myself “what’s it going to take,” and been proven wrong. I then drive myself nuts by remembering how corrupt Hillary Clinton was because she had been paid once to give a speech to big bankers.

So, he’s visiting the Ocean City, Wisconsin Dells, Jersey Shore (pick your equivalent) of the French Riviera?  Makes sense.

Thanks to you, I know much more about St. Tropez than I did before, which was only this:

Things have been not looking good for the latter for a couple of years and nothing happens. What a joke.

Here’s another way to dream: if Grinda’s ongoing Russian Mob prosecutions in Madrid ensnare Donald Jr. (or Eric or Ivanka), even if his father pardons him in the US, he could be prosecuted in Spain (US and Spain have full extradition).

How dare you make me hope.

i am fat too, its like the one thing i can make fun of without being a dick. though like i said, i don’t throw that cheap shot unless you did some other major violation of the social contract, then you become fair game. because i know it has an added social stigma for women that men don’t get hit by. but like i said,…

Thank you. I’m fat, and not trying to throw stones from my glass house, but bitchhhhhhhhh...

But does she feel just like she’s walking on broken glass?

I work at a museum and our visitors aren’t even allowed to bring backpacks or large purses into the galleries. This is completely inappropriate. Not only that, but unauthorized tours are generally not allowed. Not to mention the fact that her appearance would absolutely be a distraction from curatorial vision and…

I read the headline and immediately thought this: