Aaaah, so that’s my problem...

I take it you missed this line:

Penis

Could have sworn I read somewhere recently that he held the record for most home runs in a single postseason

I’m very glad that Tristan Thompson used the leverage at his disposal to negotiate the best possible contract for himself and his family. More players should do this to create a more equitable revenue distribution between labor and management.

excellent

They wouldn’t put him on the drive through... HE REFUSES TO WEAR THE HEADSET.

It was a fat joke.

the one one the scale, bruh

He went on to say, “Do you want fries with your burger?” before moving on to the next customer.

Because he's old. He's very old.

Don’t forget the part that, while trying to draw the other team offsides, the guy under center is screaming in a panic “DON’T SNAP THE BALL!!!” Brilliant all around, at least for comedy purposes.

I vote if the electronic pitch tracker disagrees with an ump who tosses someone for arguing balls and strikes then the ump gets fired/suspended.

Mariota’s injury is nothing serious, especially compared to Jake Locker suffering a detached retina while watching that hit.

You think your disappointed. I only visit Jalopnik everyday for the flower arranging tutorials.

I refuse to see this until they bring back Captain Kirk. Fucking Cylons.

So how is it that so much of the happenings of the previous story line have been forgotten yet it Han and Chewie are alive so it couldn’t be that long?

I’m in the same boat, still excited for this movie though.

When I see Harrison Ford in all the promos, he looks like he’s doing an impersonation of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.

I thought that trailer was weird and not as “tingly” as the first two.