Because he’s a rich asshole complaining about a fictional tax hike.

“Now he fumbled it in the air!”

That is really shitty announcing by MSU, most classic moment in your school’s football history and that’s your call? Just random yelling? Come on

That was incompetent announcing by the MSU guys, they didn’t describe what was happening at all, they just reacted.

How much do I want to see the reaction of this guy?

Thank god that kicker’s rugby instincts kicked in and he pitched the ball.

Bill Belichick will try that next week. Incoming meeting of the competition committee, Pats fined 2 million dollars, docked 1st, 2d and 3rd round picks!

This is legally enforceable as a living will, just FYI.

Apparently so, since these are samples of your recent comments:

“Couldn’t care less about” .... yet clicks the link, hits “reply,” writes a comment about how little he cares, hits publish.

I’ve got no joke for this. Good for Lamar, and I hope he keeps improving.

He shit in your cereal too then?

I need a David Caruso gif.

God, that Ryan Tannehill is a real dick, isn't he?

I guess you could say his draft stock...

I'm a Cubs fan, and my salt had nothing to do with the bat flip, or any "play the game the right way" bullshit. My problem is with the terrible writer of this piece.

One of the best innings in the history of baseball, and Deadspin doesn’t even know the definition of the word “inning.”

Am I missing something? It looks like he just threw the bat off screen.

Tom Ley is notorious for being one of the worst bloggers on deadspin tbf.

“An inning after one of the wildest moments in playoff history put his team down 3-2,”