What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

I throw a baked potato in the oven and go on vacation!

I know around 30% of the words you guys are saying.

Breakups are tough. But, in most cases, being newly single gives you back some free time and probably some spending money. Use this time and money to travel, develop hobbies (bonus if they include mixing it up with other singles), and have adventures.

Oh I waded through it all (and have many a story to tell) and finally found someone who not only actually wants to be in a relationship, he wants to be in a relationship with *me* so, I’m pretty much done now. Gonna gain weight and watch my stories on TV because I’m done.

Yea, that might be too soon. I’m talking after about 2-3 days of quality conversation. I was waiting about 2-3 days to ask if we could move from app to text, than another 2-5 days to ask about going out, and then another few days before we actually meet, which is a HUGE waste of time, when you consider, that it…

“Listen Chris, I’ll take the R, but seriously, you need to calm down, it’s just a game of horse.

The absolute WORST thing about having kids (I have 2, seven years apart) is going to their stupid events, be it sports, concerts, Parent Teachers Conferences, whatever; and having to be social to all of the other parents like you all have something in common (besides the rugrats). I fucking hate it! If I liked these…

Well, SOME people who don’t want to have kids, don’t have kids. Others let their family’s pressure get to them and have kids in spite of having zero desire, and.... that never ends well lol

But that’s why you end a relationship?

Because otherwise after a couple years you will have run out of things to talk about with your spouse. She’s heard all your stories twice, the sense of humor that initially attracted her now grates on her, and what were her cute little quirks while dating are now reasons to commit suicide.

Because you only ever hear about the hard and/or shitty parts, and never hear about the joy. But the fact that you call parents “you breeders” and not people who have made different choices makes me think you’re probably not all that interested in hearing about the good parts, in any case.

Wine comes in a bottle?

While it is a difficult experience that I wish I didn’t have to go through, being able to come out of it with such a better understanding of myself and how to succeed in relationships will likely improve my future rather than impede it. Sometimes we have to fall down a few times before we get our balance. I now know…

This. I’ve had such a difficult time allowing myself to be vulnerable in relationships, too. I’ve always been an overly jealous partner, for example, and it’s only recently I’ve realized jealousy is my way of protecting myself from dealing with my own issues—it’s easier to be jealous than vulnerable, even with…

That is not the point at all, you need to be able to embrace vulnerability, especially with those closest to you. It is incredibly healthy to have people in your life that you can be completely raw with and this is especially true for men. Men are raised thinking they have to hold all their emotions in and be tough…

A lack of being able to be vulnerable with my partner is what is leading us to divorce. Neither of us wanted it to come to this and we still get along “well” but we can’t be our raw, vulnerable selves with each other. It has been a real eye opening experience and a major life lesson and while it sucks to go through…

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Let's put it this way: tell your guy up front that you need him to help you solve this problem by listening and not talking. Then he will understand.

That's what it may seem like, but no.