So now we’re supposed to get dressed up and try hard? Fuck that.
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Beckham fists hole, refuses to pay damages, calls it “consensual”
The Chicago Bears have won three games this season, and they looked to reclaim a little bit of their dignity by…
I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…
The St. Louis Cardinals squandered a perfect chance to tie the game in the bottom of the ninth Wednesday as they…
The Cincinnati Reds homered four times and logged 22 hits Monday as they completely embarrassed the St. Louis…
Jake Arrieta worked seven scoreless innings and struck out 10 Friday as the Chicago Cubs beat the St. Louis…
Please use the same cover photo for “The Cardinals Lost Their 73rd Game”!!!
Word.
-Anthony Weiner
The Colorado Rockies clobbered starting pitcher Luke Weaver Wednesday as they beat the St. Louis Cardinals, 11-1.
Buster Posey went 3-for-4 and hit his first home run in two months to help the San Francisco Giants beat the St.…
Ryan Braun’s home run was the difference Sunday as the Milwaukee Brewers slipped by the St. Louis Cardinals, 2-1.
The Cincinnati Reds picked apart the Cardinals’ bullpen Saturday as they stomped St. Louis, 9-1.
Cincinnati Reds third baseman Eugenio Suárez hit a single with the bases loaded Friday as the club walked off on the…
The Milwaukee Brewers took a lead in the third inning and never gave it up Wednesday as they beat the St. Louis…
Seung-hwan Oh let two inherited runners score in the eighth inning, as the A’s came back to beat the Cardinals 3-2…
Alejandro De Aza homered and drove in five runs Thursday as the Mets beat the Cardinals 10-6.
Wilmer Flores hit a three-run homer Tuesday as the New York Mets beat the St. Louis Cardinals, 7-4.
Phillies starting pitcher Jeremy Hellickson turned in an respectable seven innings Saturday night as Philadelphia…