Man, he's put on a lot of weight since he made the movie. He's going full Brando.

Before reading the story I assumed that he did it to get away from a woman. That would be a valid reason.

So I'm having this dream I saw a Turbo Z, but I know it must be a dream because how often do you see these anymore?

I never, ever, saw one of these. I think you made it up.

I'd dump someone who didn't respect my taste in cars.

As long as it's one of the DSGs that actually works. I despise mine.

Please do this one tomorrow.

Gotta love the Jewish mother's reaction. On the outside she's hating it, but on the inside she's all verklempt and stuff.

I think I see some kids on your lawn. You should go yell at them.

It's great that they see the benefit to being in tax friendly GA, but it's going to create more traffic that the rest of us have to deal with, and they'll bring even more of their liberal voting ways to town which ultimately creates the same kind of environment that they're supposedly trying to escape.

I would prefer to carry this trunk around in the car.

Am I a bad person for thinking this looks cool? I know it's ridiculous and over the top, but it's kinda badass.

Looks like he's testing the drive-train and suspension as a whole. Sharp deceleration, drifting, sudden changes in direction (see 1:38). They probably said, "go thrash it, and see if anything breaks".

Volkswagen, Honda are 2 that I know of off hand.

Tire Pressure Monitoring systems. I try to be good about checking my pressure frequently, but it has saved me trouble more than once.

Why spend lots of your hard earned dollars on something that the smartphone you probably already own does better? If you don't own a smartphone, it's still way cheaper to get a portable navigation system.

100% agree.

I tend to agree with you, but in my 2011 CC I set my mirrors out as far as they can go, and I still have a blind spot because it has a massive B-pillar, so it cuts off where my peripheral vision would normally pick up cars in the left lane. I honestly think the mirrors are just a bit too small as well. I wouldn't mind…

My dad has that on his lawn tractor.

Damn you! There's no way I'm going to be able to concentrate on work now! My mind is swirling with ideas.