So we’re finally getting around to building the awesome aircraft described in “The Flight of the Old Dog” book series from back in the 90's. I have always been a little bummed that no one made that series into at least one movie.

Um... one problem with your logic. If no one is working, where does the unemployment money come from? I realize this may be the beginning of the socialist utopia you’ve always dreamed of, but eventually you’ll have to wake up and realize it’s not sustainable.

I hope she filed for a patent! Look what Ford did to guy who invented the intermittent wipers.

Just set your mirrors properly and there are no blind spots. There’s no reason for you to to be able to see the car directly behind you in a side mirror when you can already see it in the rear view mirror. I can see everything around me without having to look over my shoulders because I have my mirrors set properly.

Does any living human person look like the guy on the left with the fur coat in this day and age? He looks like a cartoon character.

You have to remember that the Jalopnik writers unionized a few years back, so he has to say that.  I’m glad that they are protected from carpal tunnel syndrome now...

Rait? Do you mean, “rate”?

Because I’m too lazy to google it.... Are there really that many more pedestrians getting hit by cars now? The only time I ever hear about this happening where I live is when some idiot is trying to cross a freeway.

I was so happy when I moved from Ohio to Georgia and I was able to take that stupid thing off of my car. I’ve asked cops back in Ohio if having it on the front really helps them do their job better and they said for the most part, no.

I just went through the same process. I ended up getting a 2014 Audi S5 with super low miles. I live in Atlanta, but I was searching in Florida too. I wanted an S4 or S5 and found lots of cars in the $35K price range, more of them were in Florida than Georgia. I’ve already ordered upgraded brake kits for $500 and I am…

He had me at “175-185 miles per hour”. I honestly had no idea they went that fast back then. It’s a miracle any of them survived in those cars on skinny tires.

It knocked the exhaust system off of the bottom of the car!!! It’s a miracle she survived.

I wish some bored reporter would contact the truck rental companies in the area to find out what happens after they hit the bridge. Does your regular insurance cover it, or are these idiots on the hook for all of the damage? Maybe they could slip someone at the rental agency some dough to cough up some of the names of…

Exactly! You beat me to it.

You don’t have to go through security for the restaurants at ATL, plus you get to ride the plane train between concourses!

Could you please spend some time talking with my girlfriend? I almost had to unfriend her on FB because she posted on the Caffeine & Octane page that she didn’t understand why anyone would need a car that went over 80 mph.  I almost unfriended her...

The government got Flint into this mess! Why are you so eager to rely on bloated bureaucracy to solve all of the world's problems? You should fear the phrase "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"

I don’t hate it. Does that make me a bad person?

This reminded me that the Jalopnik writers are unionized. I’m so glad you’re protected from sticky keyboards and slow internet speeds....

Are the controls in the cockpit just a little out of style when compared to other jets like the ones in their cars?