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Wait...writers at Deadspin said 9/11? What are they, like 22?

26yo, definitely OJ. I remember watching the car chase with my older brothers. I was just happy they let me watch TV with them.

You’re just describing soccer...

Schlafly’s Christmas Ale is a like a comfy, alcoholic pillow in your mouth.

No. The Normandy school district is not the St. Louis Public School system. Normandy isn’t even in St. Louis city, it’s in the county.

Uhhhhh one school system had to be taken over by the state. One out of like....300

I’m so confused by this article. Why are there three different accounts of why Empire sucks? And how is someone getting paid to write about TV when they only watch 90 minutes of TV a week?

Can we just talk about Master of None? Take Aziz Ansari out of the mix. Pretend he didn’t make it. Now, you’ll realize that show was not good. It was WAY too centered on a relationship that...well...did anyone care about? I didn’t. I wanted to see more from his friends—spend the entire show filming them at a bar, or…

I recently watched Curb all the way through again. It’s so pure. It’s so raw. The scene in which he tells the wrestler’s children that wrestling is fake is one the greatest moments in television history. Just watch it. Feel miserable and hate the world. Isn’t that what the holidays are for?

That principal be like...

I’m PUMPED. Let’s do this.

Yeah. I totally thought Han wouldn’t find Luke on Hoth and the Empire would succeed with a fatal blow to the resistance in the second movie of the initial trilogy.

Tim Marchman isn’t a writer. I think he tells his wife and family that. Perhaps himself. But, Tim Marchman is not a writer.

I could spend time respectfully defending St. Louis, but I’ll just keep pace with Deadspin’s Cardinals articles: 11 rings, guys. Eleven rings.

First, let me say that Kroenke is evil and I hate him and all NFL higher ups.

I think you’re kind of missing the point. The reason people are obsessed with shows like This American Life and RadioLab is that people want a different way to tell a story. They want to hear things—people’s voices, a dog barking on a vacant street, a door closing, the crunch of leaves, the sound of someone crying or…

“...the increase in safety wasn’t worth “obstructing” baseball’s beauty...”

I love to see Brendan Ryan still kicking it in the MLB. You gotta respect guys who manage to make it in the big leagues for 8+ years solely for their defense.

Bear butts are the best butts.