those aren’t fans. those are trump voters driving their illegal coal roller trucks up and down I-4.

They are like the Hooters of sports. Not great, but OK to see occasionally. But as soon as you get a favorite server, the next time you go, you find out that she left for a new job at the Twin Peaks in Bradenton.

You want Florida to get...more drunk!?

Evergreen.

A-Rod should buy the damn team. He has more money than Jeets, a legit connection to Miami, and it would be fucking hilarious to see him clown Jeets so publicly

Hell, Special Forces wouldn’t even have to “invade” North Carolina. They live there. It’s just a short hop from Fayetteville to Charlotte. Let’s make this happen.

Things are looking up for her. At least they weren’t chanting “Arby’s, Arby’s...”

Orlando is home to Deadspin 2015 Top 25 no. 1, U. Of Central Florida.